Jacquie's Podcast

Torchpenis - Episode 27 - Exit Wounds

Jacquie — Mon, 11 Mar 2013 01:24:19 +0000

In which Boom and Jacquie make sure that you are aware of the fact that Tosh and Owen are dead, and Boom asserts that Jack and John do have a song and then proceeds to sing it.

Torchpenis - Episode 26 - Fragments

Jacquie — Mon, 11 Mar 2013 01:18:53 +0000

In which Boom only loves Jack for his sideburns, Jacquie feels bad for Tosh again, Ianto uses his pet dinosaur to catch a Jack, Jack tries to convince Owen that he's going insane, and conveniently the only one to die is the immortal guy. Oh look, James Marsters!

Torchpenis - Episode 25 - Adrift

Jacquie — Mon, 11 Mar 2013 01:19:36 +0000

In which Jacquie and Boom have a revelation about Captain Planet vis-a-vis Torchwood, and then try to figure out how the rift works.

Torchpenis - Episode 23 - Something Borrowed

Jacquie — Mon, 11 Mar 2013 01:12:16 +0000

In which Mervyn is Boom's favorite Torchwood character for a not so surprising reason, and Jacquie laments 21st century close-mindedness.

Torchpenis - Episode 22 - A Day in Death

Jacquie — Mon, 11 Mar 2013 01:08:23 +0000

In which Boom and Jacquie discover that Gwen is the Highlander.

Torchpenis - Episode 21 - Dead Man Walking

Jacquie — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 09:03:47 +0000

In which Jacquie and Boom discover that weevils are good Christians, and realize that death is just as slow and lazy as Torchwood is.

Torchpenis - Episode 20 - Reset

Jacquie — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 08:43:26 +0000

Boom and Jacquie get really deep into Torchwood as they argue about whether Ianto reads Cat Fancy or Pterodactyl Fancy. Boom insists that Jack was sleeping with that guy who shot Owen, and Torchpenis expresses their anger at the fact that Tosh can't type the word "you."

Torchpenis - Episode 19 - Adam

Jacquie — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 08:23:38 +0000

In which Boom attempts to use alcohol as a substitute for retcon and an overtired Jacquie mentions pterodactyls for some reason. Together they wonder if Adam has the power to affect eyesight and if Ianto mentions artifacts in his diary for sexual reasons.

Torchpenis - Episode 18 - Meat

Jacquie — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 08:10:05 +0000

In which Boom tries to convince Jacquie that Rhys is awesome, and Torchpenis releases a single, not really, but they do sing.

Torchpenis - Episode 17 - To The Last Man

Jacquie — Wed, 20 Feb 2013 08:56:25 +0000

In which Boom and Jacquie celebrate Gengbaby's winning of the Torchpenis contest, and then try to figure out the complexity of wibbley-wobbley timey- wimey.

Torchpenis - Episode 16 - Sleeper

Jacquie — Wed, 20 Feb 2013 08:48:25 +0000

In which Boom and Jacquie discuss possible reasons to explain the sassiness of Ianto, discover that Owen is secretly a sleeper, and salute the sleeper's wife for being the true hero of the episode.

Torchpenis - Episode 15 - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

Jacquie — Wed, 20 Feb 2013 08:37:15 +0000

In which Boom and Jacquie discover that Gwen is the Highlander.